A drunk stumbles up to a police officer... A drunk stumbles up to a police officer and says, ""Officer, somebody stole my car!"" The police officer asks where he last saw it, to which he replies, ""On the end of this key."" Shaking his head the officer replies ""Yeah, why don't you go on down to the station and fill out a report."" The drunk agrees, and as he is walking away the officer stops him and says ""Hey, just so you know, your fly is down."" The drunk looks and says ""Ah, man, they got my girl too!""