A routine call to an elderly patient.. A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He asks, ”And how are you doing today, Mr. Johnson?” Mr. Johnson replies, ”I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it’s the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pee, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!” The doctor is worried that the old guy is getting senile, so he phones the man’s son, and the son’s wife answers. The doctor tells her, ”Mrs. Johnson, …

Fred A man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop asks him, "what is your name?" The man replies "Fred." The cop asks "What's your last name." "I don't have one." The cop is unsure of how this is, so he asks "Why don't you have a last name?" The man begins his story. "I began life as Fred Johnson, and went all through primary school and high school as Fred Johnson. I decided to become a medical doctor after I graduated, so I became 'Fred Johnson, M.D.' After a few years of being…

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ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know