hope it's funny to you. my first ever reddit joke Shrink: i'll let you go but you need to tell me something normal first. Patient: first thing i want to do is to buy a slingshot and shoot the moon so it falls off. Shrink: oh boy. you can't go yet buddy. a month later... Shrink: i'll let you go but again you need to prove to me that you are not crazy anymore. Patient: beleive me doc. i'm fine! i'm not crazy anymore! Shrink: prove it. tell me something you wanna do when you get home. Patient: ok. so i'll get a girl. marry her and get to our honeymoon. then i'll take off his clothes.. Shrink: tell me more! Patient: then we'll kiss and i'll remove her bra then kiss more Shrink: then? Patient: then we'll do the ""thing"" Shrink: good! thanks jeebus you're now ok. you're fr... Patient: that's not the end of it doc. Shrink: oh okay. what else you would do? Patient: I'll take the garter out of her undies and make a slingshot, shoot the moon so it falls off!