Guy bursts into a dentist's office and says ""HEY, listen here buddy, you have to help me NOW: my teeth are SO sensitive they can sense impending EARTHQUAKES"" the dentist looked at him sternly for a moment and said ""you've got some nerve""

Guy bursts into a dentist's office Guy bursts into a dentist's office and says "HEY, listen here buddy, you have to help me NOW: my teeth are SO sensitive they can sense impending EARTHQUAKES" the dentist looked at him sternly for a moment and said "you've got some nerve"

The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "cooter" you're fired for life.

I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.