A guy walks into a doctor's office... ...with corn in his ears, a carrot shoved up his nose and a potato in his butt. Doctor says, ""Buddy, you're not eating right...""

I got my first prostate exam today and I was pretty scared about the whole ordeal. The doctor took me in the room and explained it's not all that bad and it would be over before I knew it. After a few preliminary checkups I got ready and went ahead and laid over the exam table and tried to prepare myself for what was coming. I tensed up at first and the doctor put a hand on my right shoulder and said, ""relax,okay big guy! It's all gonna be over soon I just need to check for enlargements."" Abou…

So, I visited my buddy at the hospital... ...but I couldn't find his room. After an hour of searching, I met a helpful nurse who told me to ""head straight, take a right, and then head through Ward E"". Once I got to Ward E, I could see my buddy's room just down the hall. As I was walking, I noticed a few nurses lingering around the hallways. I politely greeted them, but to my surprise they turned to me and immediately starting insulting me. Insults of every kind, from ""Your face looks like it …

Exercise?! Guy goes to the doctor with a terrible ear infection. ""Yo Doc, you gotta help me with my ears! They're killin' me and I think I'm starting to lose my hearing too!"" Doctor: ""Here ya go buddy, put these drops in your ears and you'll feel much better. And while you're at it, get some exercise!! (doctor pokes patient in the belly). Come back in two weeks, and let's see how you're doing."" Man goes back to the doctor two weeks later, and his belly has tripled in size! Doctor: ""What the…