I wrote some quick jokes on my company dinner's entree card, it wasn't very well received. ... so I'm going to share it with you guys to test how lame they are. --- Why did the CHICKEN go camping? It was having an EGGS-is-tential crisis... --- What did the FISH say to the haters? That's how we ROE! --- What do you call a VEGETARIAN transforming into a Unicorn? It's A-MAIZE-ING! --- [In image formats](http://imgur.com/a/4C5UB) **COME ON JUDGE ME!**