A man walks into a bar and sees a pirate. A man strolls into his local bar and is shocked to see a pirate sitting at the end of the bar. The guy was decked out, eye patch, peg leg, and a hook hand. A real, proper pirate. So the man says ""why not?"" And pulls up a seat next to the pirate. He buys a round for himself and the pirate and introduces himself. ""**Aye**"" The man is just dying to know the old salt's story so he says to the pirate, ""If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your l…

Seaman and the Pirate A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies, ""We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."" ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about your hook""? ""Well"", replied the pirate, ""We were boardin…

The pirate and the sailor A sailor walks into a bar and sees a pirate with a peg leg, a hook hand and an eye patch. His curiosity leads him to approach the pirate and ask, ""Why do you have a peg leg?"" ""I was washed overboard and a shark bit me leg off."" the pirate responds. ""Okay,"" says the sailor, ""but what about your hook hand?"" ""Me first mate tried to kill me with his sword but only got me hand instead."" ""Okay,"" says the sailor, ""but what about your eye patch?"" ""I was walking a…

Seaman A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies ""I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off"". ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about the hook""? ""Well..."", replied the pirate, ""We were boarding an enemy ship and were bat…