Bit long, but one of the few work appropriate ones I know. A frog named Kermit Jagger walks into a bank and up to the bank teller whose named Patty Wack. Kermit: Hi there, I'm Kermit Jagger the son of the famous Mick Jagger and I would like a loan for $30,000 to buy a speed boat. Patty Wack: Oh ok? Well do you have a down payment? Kermit: As a matter of fact I do. (Pulls out a small porcelain elephant from his pocket and gives it to the teller) Patty Wack: (Unsure of what to do) I'll go ask the manager. Patty Wack: (explains the situation to the manager) And then he handed me this little elephant and I don't even know what it is! Bank Manger: It's a nick nack Patty Wack give the frog a loan his old man's a rolling stone!