I hope Prince Harry and Emma Watson last because if they have a son, it will be the half-blood prince.

dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them "queues"

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson.

The princess drink A man gets a promotion one day at work and decides to celebrate with his wife later on. They decide to go to a fancy restaurant they had never been to before. They get seated and are shown the drinks menu. The waiter says to them ""we are known for our drinks that we name after celebrities, such as the Emma Watson, a perfectly mixed well balanced drink, or the Charlie Sheen, made with perfection and tiger blood"" as they are speaking, a waiter walks in with a bottle of vodka, …