A Policeman, Heart Surgeon, Lawyer, Grandfather and his Grandson are flying in on a plane... ...They hear this load bang, and then some alarms go off. ""Uh...This is your captain speaking. We seem to have taken damage to our engines and the plane is going down. Please grab a parachute and exit the plane immediately. Because this is not a ship, I don't plan on going down with it"" The passengers watch as the pilot jumps out of the plane. In a panic, they quickly scramble to the parachutes, only to find that they are one short. The Policeman is the first to grab one and says ""I'm a...police chief...yeah...and my department...needs me. Really bad."" As he jumps out of the plane. Then the surgeon grabs one. ""I save hundreds of lives a year and without me, my great city would be at a loss."" And he jumped out the plane. Then the grandson, only about 5 years old scrambles to grab a parachute, only to have lawyer yank it out of his hands. ""Listen you little brat. You think you're ever going to amount to half the man I am? I may be the smartest man in the world. I make sure people see justice, and the world would be a terrible place without me."" And then he jumped out the plane. The grandfather knelt down in front of his grandson with a sad look on his face. ""Hey squirt. You are going to take the last one. You have a long life ahead of you. I want you to make the..."" ""Don't worry grandpa, we have enough parachutes for the both of us. The 'smartest man in the world' took my school backpack.""