Johnny in school At school, the children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at the picture when you're all grown up and can say, 'There's Jennifer... she's a lawyer,' or 'There's Michael... he's a doctor' or..."" Suddenly, Little Johnny spoke out ""And there's the teacher... she's dead."" *edit: formatting

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ""And there's the teacher; ...she's dead.""

The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer' or 'That's Michael he's a doctor.'"" A small voice from the back of the room rang out ""And there's the teacher; she's still old nasty and wrinkled""

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up. Strike while the ..............................bug is close. You can lead a horse to water but.......................how? Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.............stink in the morning. An idle mind is.............…