Teacher persuasion, failed. The children had all been photographed for their high school picture, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,"" There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or ""That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ""And there's the teacher. She's dead.""

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ""And there's the teacher; ...she's dead.""

The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer' or 'That's Michael he's a doctor.'"" A small voice from the back of the room rang out ""And there's the teacher; she's still old nasty and wrinkled""

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up. Strike while the ..............................bug is close. You can lead a horse to water but.......................how? Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty. If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.............stink in the morning. An idle mind is.............…