An airplane was experiencing engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers return to their seats and prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, captain," came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around handing out business cards." Attorney: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" Witness: "Did you actually pass the bar exam?" Attorney: "Can you describe the individual?" Witness: "About medium height with a beard." Attorney: "Was this a male or a female?" Witness: "Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male." Attorney: "The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?" Witness: "He's twenty, much like your IQ." Attorney: "How was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Attorney: "And by whose death was it terminated?" Witness: "Take a guess." Attorney: "She had three children, right?" Witness: "Yes." Attorney: "How many were boys?" Witness: "None." Attorney: "Were there any girls?" Witness: "Your honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?"