Three angels are given gifts from god based on their loyalty and appreciation towards their spouses. The first angel confesses that he often cheats on his wife and believes she would be better off....to be the equivalent of dead in heaven. The second angel admits that his wife can be a bitch sometimes but still is willing to stick with her for eternity. Provided she stays in shape of course. The third angel proudly states that his wife is the sole purpose of his existence and argues that she is the most beautiful of any of god's creations. The first angel is given a skateboard. The second a used Honda. While the third is given a Lamborghini. A few days later, on his skateboard the first angel notices the third crying in his Lamborghini. He rolls up to him and asks what's wrong to which the third angel replies ""I saw my wife with Rollerblades!"".