The Gaurdian Angel A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careeni…

There Had Recently Been A Global Epidemic... ...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels ""Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death."" So the angel goes. The angel gets to the gate and the first soul comes up. The angel asks ""How did you die?"" The man's soul replied ""Well, lately I had suspected that my wife was cheating on me, so I decided to c…

Three angels are given gifts from god based on their loyalty and appreciation towards their spouses. The first angel confesses that he often cheats on his wife and believes she would be better off....to be the equivalent of dead in heaven. The second angel admits that his wife can be a bitch sometimes but still is willing to stick with her for eternity. Provided she stays in shape of course. The third angel proudly states that his wife is the sole purpose of his existence and argues that she is …

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."" The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ""Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."" The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corne…