There Had Recently Been A Global Epidemic... ...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels ""Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death."" So the angel goes. The angel gets to the gate and the first soul comes up. The angel asks ""How did you die?"" The man's soul replied ""Well, lately I had suspected that my wife was cheating on me, so I decided to c…