A pirate and his eye patch. A pirate and his mate meet in the bar. He hasn't seen him in a while and has suffered three injuries since they last met. When his mate walks in they greet each other and he notices the pirates injuries. He has a wooden leg, hook as a hand and an eye patch. ""How did you lose your leg?'' His mate asks. ""I was searching for treasure in the Carribean and when a shark took me leg"" replied the pirate. His mate also notices the hook on his arm. ""How did you lose your hand?"" ""I was a attacked by another pirate and the bastard cut off me hand"" said the pirate. ""Oh, what about your eye patch?"" ""Well, a bird shat in me eye"". the pirate replied. His mate looked confused. ""How could you lose an eye by a bird shitting in it?"" His mate asked. The pirate said angrily ""It was after I got me hook!""