I thought I spotted superman twice yesterday. Turns out it was just a bird and a plane. -Dwight York#Superman#Dwight York#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?#Superman#Animals#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
1938: "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's... Superman!" 2013: "Is that a drone?" "Yeah, it's probably a drone."#Superman#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog? Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...#Superman#Roy Rogers#Animals#Driving+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp