I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American.

Obama, Clinton and Trump walk into a bar... Obama says, ""I love this suit I'm wearing today. $3,000 Armani. A man in the top job needs to know how to dress the part, and I think I've shown that in my presidency."" Then Clinton says, ""I love my dress, $75,000 Vutton. A woman with the right character for president needs to dress to impress. I think I've shown that I've got style enought for the oval office."" Trump turns around and says, ""whatever stupid, I was born with the best jeans.""

Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked.

Bar joke Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says ""wow that's cool. Where did you get that?"" The parrot says Africa. .