An oldie I heard in elementary school Little Johnny has just started kindergarten and doesn't know the alphabet. As things usually happen, the teacher asks Johnny to recite the alphabet. He tells her that he does not know the alphabet, so she tells him to go home and ask his parents to help him learn it. After school, he runs up the driveway and into the kitchen, where his mom is on the phone with a friend. As he runs in, he yells out ""MOM, WHAT'S THE ALPHABET?"" Being the wonderful mother that…

A Mexican mom and her Mexican child....... Were in their kitchen making tortillas . Then the the child put flour on his face and said to his mom ""look mommy I'm a white boy"". She slaps him hard in the face and says ""go show your father. He goes and shows him. Then his father slapped him even harder ""go show your grandma"" said the father. He went and showed his grandma. She slapped him even harder than his father. ""Go show your mom she said"". So the Mexican child went in the kitchen where …

A black boy is in the kitchen with his grandma ... ... who is preparing cookies. There's a big bowl of flour into which the boy sticks his hands, then he smears them around on his face and says, ""Look grandma, I'm a white boy!"" With a stern look of disapproval, she tells him ""Go into the living room and tell that to your daddy!"" Dad's in his easy chair reading the paper, and when his son races in and says ""Daddy daddy look, I'm a white boy!"" the father hauls off and smacks his son hard on …

A little black boy is in the kitchen helping his mom She accidently knocks the flour over and covers the little boy. He says to his mom "" look mom I'm white!"" She smacks him and busts his lip, then she tells him to go tell his father what he said. The little boy goes to his father and says "" look dad I'm white!"" he hits him so hard he falls to the ground. The father tells him to go tell his grandma what he just said. The little boy goes to his grandma and says ""look nana I'm white"" she hit…