I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China.

One day, a man takes his only child to a comic shop (warning: text wall approaching) The only child has one neighbor who lives across the street. They're an elderly couple. Nobody of his age that he would like. Unfortunately, the child is home-schooled, too, so he has no chance of making friends at school. The child's parents decide that they should get him into comics in hopes that he might realize that some of the greatest heroes didn't have friends as a child, either. The child, at the age of…

Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk

So a Panda walks into a restaurant... And the host, thinking this is a little out of the ordinary, asks the panda if he is here to eat. ""Of course."" says the panda. A little ashamed, the host walks the panda to a table and tells him the waiter will be along shortly. Soon enough the waiter comes along and asks the panda what he would like to eat. ""Oh, I'll have some macaroni and cheese if that's alright."" replied the panda. Off the waiter goes and promptly returns with some Mac & Cheese. …