Rules of Corporate Management - Part 1 I have spent a lot of years working in corporations small, large and massive. I have climbed the corporate ladder and have gathered three rules that are invariable true. Follow these rules and you will survive. They come in the form of fables. Rule 1 One day, a turkey is walking down the road. He looks up, and sees a raven sitting on the upper branches of a tree. He looks at the raven, and says, ""Hey Raven... It must be nice to be all the way up there. I w…

A man moves across country to a new city. A man moves to a new city and starts a new job. Lunchtime comes around and his coworker asks him to join him. They go to a restaurant down the road, sit down and he orders the Club Sandwich. They get their food after a couple of minutes and talk about work. The man is intrigued - This restaurant is amazing! The decor is beautiful, all the waiting staff is quick and friendly, even the prices are reasonable. The next day he goes there again. He order…

An 80 year old man goes in for a physical And the doctor tells him, "You're in terrific health, you're healthier than most 40 year olds, what do you contribute your exceptional health to?" And the man replies"Turkey hunting, every morning I walk in the mountains and go turkey hunting." "Well maybe genetics has something to do with it." Says the doctor, "How old was your father before he died?" "Who said my father was dead?" "You're 80 years old and your father is still alive?" The doctor sa…

Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out