Argument between 3 boys First boy says, ""my dad is so cool, he drives the car so fast that the road rips apart!"". Second boy says, ""what's so cool about that? My dad flies the aeroplane so fast that the sky rips apart!"". Third boy says, ""pffft. My dad farts so hard his pants rip apart!""

Three boys are sitting across from an exotic car dealership... Admiring the cars, when a genie pops out of the sewer and offers them each a wish. The first boy says, ""I want a Porsche!"" The genie nods and a brand new Porsche appears in the road. The kid gets in and drives off. The second boy says, ""I want a Rolls Royce!"" Again, the genie nods and a shiny new Rolls appears. The kid jumps in the car and drives away. The last kid thinks about it for a minute. He finally looks up and says, ""I w…

One day there were these three boys walking down the street all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said 'why is that son?' The little boy said 'because when m…

Hell of a driver A young man approaches a bus stop to find an older gentleman man sitting down and just facing forward. ""Hell..of...a... driver..."" says the older gent. The young man doesn't think much of it. A few minutes pass and again the man blurts out ""Hell of a driver!"" Perplexed, the young man turns the older man and asks ""Is everything ok?"" The man turns and proceeds to tell him ""It was no more than an hour ago. I'm sitting here and I see this massive mass of a woman in a rusty pi…