The 10 best jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2014 1.""I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust"" - Tim Vine. 2.""I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"" - Masai Graham. 3.""Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief"" - Mark Watson. 4.""I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"" - Bec Hill. 5.""I wanted t…

Today I had dinner with my boss and his wife It was a complete disaster. The wife asked me ""how many potatoes would you like?"" and I said ""I'll just have one"". She said ""it's alright, you dont have to be polite"", and I said ""alright then, I'll just have one you stupid cow"". ^^^thanks ^^^to ^^^Tim ^^^Vine

The top ten one-liner's from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival (as voted by the viewers of the Dave channel). 1. ""I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust"" - Tim Vine 2. ""I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"" - Masai Graham 3. ""Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief"" - Mark Watson 4. ""I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only …

A man in Scotland calls his son in Edinburgh the day before Christmas Eve and says, ""I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; thirty years of misery is enough."" ""Dad, what are you talking about?"" the son screams. ""We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"" the father says. ""We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you can call your sister in Aberdeen and tell her "" Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explode…