An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance... And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off. See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. All of it. And he's found himself in Australia, recording the last one of all. A Wungubal in the north, performed by a small group of Abor…

The Commonwealth is like a family party... There's the UK, the old Grandma sat down in her chair the whole time, letting her children get on with their lives, no matter how bad it gets. Some adore her, but some don't like what she did when they were young. Then there's Australia, the drunk Uncle in a Hawaiian shirt, but everyone respects him really. Canada's there as well, the smartly dressed man who has never done anything wrong, most people joke about him, but respects him. There's India as we…

A truckie was driving across the Nullabor.... ..when he saw another truck coming in the distance. The CB crackled and a voice said, ""G'day Mate, who are the two biggest wankers in all of Australia?"" ""Dunno, who?"" said the first truck driver. ""You and your brother!"" said the other guy. The first truckie was not happy to hear this, but the other bloke said, ""It's just a joke mate, tell it to the next truck you pass."" So the first truckie drives along for a while, then he sees another truck…

A Canadian couple goes on vacation to Australia They decide they want to see the real Outback, so they hire a car and head out to explore, and find their way to a tiny little Outback town. After arriving and getting a hotel, they find the local pub, walk in and have a seat. A local bloke comes over to strike up a conversation, and asks, ""We don't get many out-of-towners, here, where are you folks from?"" ""Saskatoon, Sasketchewan,"" the husband replies, smiling. The bloke nods and walks back ov…