Cb Jokes

A truckie was driving across the Nullabor.... ..when he saw another truck coming in the distance. The CB crackled and a voice said, ""G'day Mate, who are the two biggest wankers in all of Australia?"" ""Dunno, who?"" said the first truck driver. ""You and your brother!"" said the other guy. The first truckie was not happy to hear this, but the other bloke said, ""It's just a joke mate, tell it to the next truck you pass."" So the first truckie drives along for a while, then he sees another truck…

Hitch Hiking An attractive Canadian blonde was hitch hiking. A trucker pulled over and offered her a ride. When the blonde got in the cab, she saw all the CB equipment that the driver had installed. She asked the driver, ""What's that?"" The driver explained that it was CB equipment and with it, he could contact anyone in the world. The hiker exclaimed, ""Anybody in the world!!?? You mean, you could reach my Mother in Canada with that equipment??"" The driver said that she could and the blonde r…

A young bloke has started work on a property and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. ""I've got a problem Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!"" ""Ah well these things happen sometimes"" the boss says. ""Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark."" ""But he's not dead boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull bar and I've tried to untangle h…

A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . ""Hey Roadway driver whos the two biggest poofs in America?"" comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies . ""I don't know"" . The other trucker says "" You and your brother "". Well the Roadway driver gets all annoyed but the other driver tells him ""Its just a joke - tell it to the next truck you see."" Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour an finally sees another truck .he g…