An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance... And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off. See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. All of it. And he's found himself in Australia, recording the last one of all. A Wungubal in the north, performed by a small group of Abor…

The Commonwealth is like a family party... There's the UK, the old Grandma sat down in her chair the whole time, letting her children get on with their lives, no matter how bad it gets. Some adore her, but some don't like what she did when they were young. Then there's Australia, the drunk Uncle in a Hawaiian shirt, but everyone respects him really. Canada's there as well, the smartly dressed man who has never done anything wrong, most people joke about him, but respects him. There's India as we…

A Canadian couple goes on vacation to Australia They decide they want to see the real Outback, so they hire a car and head out to explore, and find their way to a tiny little Outback town. After arriving and getting a hotel, they find the local pub, walk in and have a seat. A local bloke comes over to strike up a conversation, and asks, ""We don't get many out-of-towners, here, where are you folks from?"" ""Saskatoon, Sasketchewan,"" the husband replies, smiling. The bloke nods and walks back ov…

Hitch Hiking An attractive Canadian blonde was hitch hiking. A trucker pulled over and offered her a ride. When the blonde got in the cab, she saw all the CB equipment that the driver had installed. She asked the driver, ""What's that?"" The driver explained that it was CB equipment and with it, he could contact anyone in the world. The hiker exclaimed, ""Anybody in the world!!?? You mean, you could reach my Mother in Canada with that equipment??"" The driver said that she could and the blonde r…