[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one

Why are we not injecting ourselves with Magic Johnson blood?!

no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired

It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated.