Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done.

ISIS has suspicions that one of their town's members is a Russian spy Senior ISIS commanders of a smaller Syrian town have been having suspicions that one of their members is a Russian spy, and has been feeding information back to the Kremlin. After some research, they narrow their suspects down to 3 of their newest recruits. In an effort to determine which of them is the spy, they concoct a test. They let it slip to the first recruit that they will be moving storage of explosives and ammunition…

There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin.

Obama had to phone Putin to arrange a meeting. They concluded they would meet over Christmas to arrange peaceful measures of retaliation in the current crisis. Worried about the food, Obama asked: ""What are you having for Christmas dinner, Putin?"" ""I think I'll have Turkey."" replied Putin.