ISIS has suspicions that one of their town's members is a Russian spy Senior ISIS commanders of a smaller Syrian town have been having suspicions that one of their members is a Russian spy, and has been feeding information back to the Kremlin. After some research, they narrow their suspects down to 3 of their newest recruits. In an effort to determine which of them is the spy, they concoct a test. They let it slip to the first recruit that they will be moving storage of explosives and ammunition…

There's a strange new trend in my office... People have started naming food in the office fridge Today I ate a turkey sandwich called Kevin.

Obama had to phone Putin to arrange a meeting. They concluded they would meet over Christmas to arrange peaceful measures of retaliation in the current crisis. Worried about the food, Obama asked: ""What are you having for Christmas dinner, Putin?"" ""I think I'll have Turkey."" replied Putin.

I wrote this one myself. (It's better then that redtile disfunction joke) There was a guy named Shawn and he lived near a really little town in the western plains of Texas. This town was really just a dot along a highway and didn't get much traffic at all. There was one gas station, a diner, and a little dollar store with necessities and household items. Shawn worked at the store, his first job. Shawn did stocking, and cleaning, and sometimes helped out on the register. It was an easy job and ne…