Cancer An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, ""I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that I have cancer and the doctor said I only have a month to live."" ""Pop, what are you talking about?"" the son screams. ""I don't really have the strength to talk right now,"" the old man says. ""I'm too sick to talk right now, so you call your sister in Chicago and let her know."" and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. ""OH MY GOD! Th…

One day an elderly Chinese grandfather gets a phone call from his son ""Come quick, I'm about to be a dad!"" says the son. So the grandfather rushes down to the hospital to see his daughter-in-law going into labour. ""It's twins!"" says the son excitedly. After many moments of screaming and pushing, the son is holding a beautiful Chinese boy. ""What a handsome boy!"" says the son proudly. The father can't help but agree as he admires his first grandchild. The wife prepares to deliver the second …

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Second Opinion A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, ""And you are no good in bed either,"" and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, ""What took you so long to answer the phone?"" She says, ""I was in bed."" ""In bed this early, doing what?"" Shouts the doctor. ""Getting a second opinion!""