What do you call a... Q: What do you call a woman who can cook, clean, sew, hunt, fish, nurse, coach, inspire, knows sports, cars, is great in bed and is married to an Army man? A: A swiss Army wife...

Brilliant puns 1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion. 3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there. 6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!

A guy and a blind german? He takes a long swig and when he approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. A pig walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for a file. He began to tell his dad that he had told his wife what happened. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do until he saw a war-zone scene in the bar.

Dumb jokes that are funny. THIS IS PART 2 part 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/10ufom/dumb_jokes_that_are_funny_pt1/ Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue! Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? A: Its butt. Q: Where does George Washington keep his armies? A: In his sleevies. Q: What kind of flower is on your face? A: Tulips! Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman? A: Park your car, man. Q: What is invisible and smells like …