A Scotsman Visits his Pen Pal in New York City... and they decide to catch a Yankee's game. Now, the Scotsman was unlearned in the rules and dynamics of America's past time, so his friend took it upon himself to preach the religion of baseball. The first batter pops a fly out to center field. ""Now, you see there? How the outfielder just caught the ball? That means that the batter is out."" ""Aye, that is sensible,"" says the foreigner. The second batter goes up to the plate. The pitcher walks him, so the batter takes his base. ""Hold on jus a second there, laddie. How come this bloke just diddles his way down the field?"" he asks. ""Oh, well, you see, he had four balls, so he walks."" The Scotsman bows his head and slowly shakes it. ""Walk with pride, man. Walk with pride.""