So Bob Dole was asking Clinton for advice about women... Bob whines ""I just can't seem to get any women, and you always have more than you can handle. Gimme some pointers!"" Bill tells him ""Hey, just shove a potato down in your pants, it works for me!"" A few days later, they meet again. ""Hey, Bill, I took your advice, and the women seem to avoid me more than ever!"" Bill looks down, and says ""You're supposed to put the potato in the *front* of your pants!""