The Genie With a Price One day as he was walking on the beach, a man found a golden lamp. He opened it and a large blue genie emerged from the bottle. ""You have 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double."" The man immediately wishes for 3 million dollars. He goes home to find 3 million dollars under his bed! Suddenly his ex-wife texts him, ""I just found 6 million dollars in my mailbox!"". The next day, the man asks the genie for the largest mansion in Dubai overlooking the sea. He enters his new mansion, but to his surprise, his ex-wife now owns an even larger mansion that sits atop of his with an even better view of the ocean. The man thinks for a long time. ""This might sound weird but could you beat me half to death?""