two guys stranded in a boat dying of thirst find magic lamp... ...floating in the ocean. They rub the lamp and a genie appears and offers them a wish. One of the guys out of desperation asks for the whole ocean to be turned into fresh water... The genie snaps his fingers and he disappears along with the lamp, and the ocean is now fresh water. ""You idiot!!"" shouts the other guy.... ""Now we have to piss in the boat!""