There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, ""Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, ""No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."" So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, ""Will you please make a sound like a frog?"" Grandpa again says, ""No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."" Then the third little boy come…

GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"   "What?" said her Grandpa.   "Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!”

The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.

It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is.