George and Martha, a retired couple from Texas are traveling across the United States in their big Cadilac. Martha has a headache and is lying in the back seat. She is also half deaf. They pull into a full service gas station and a young man comes running out to take care of them. Attendant: ""filler up for you sir?"" Geroge: ""yeah that would be great"" Martha : ""WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE?"" George: ""HE SAID DO I WANT A FILL UP"" Martha: ""oh"" Attendant:""check your oil for ya?"" George: ""yeah, that would be great"" Martha: ""WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE?"" George: ""DO I WANT MY OIL CHECKED"" Martha: ""oh"" Attendant: ""wash your windows for you sir?"" George: ""yeah, that would be great"" Martha: ""WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE"" George: (getting really upset by now) ""HE SAID DO I WANT MY WINDERS WASHED"" Martha: ""oh"" The attendant finishes the service and notices the licence plate is from Texas Attendant: ""I couldn't help but notice you're from Texas sir"" George: ""yup"" Attendant: (whispering to George) ""I got the worst piece of ass when I was stationed in Texas"" Martha: ""WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE"" George: ""HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YA""