Obama's California Wildfire meeting A mathematician, a physicist, and Barack Obama are discussing the best ways to prevent forest fires in California when a fire breaks out in their room. They're locked inside and must find a solution. The mathematician quickly calculates the amount of water needed to extinguish the fire in the most efficient manner. The physicist quickly notices a fire extinguisher in the room. Barack Obama insisted to cut out the oxygen in the room because he learned that in Harvard. They start furiously arguing and the fire becomes enormous. The physicist and mathematician agreed to Obama's plan because after all he's the president and the world's smartest nigger. They didn't want to seem racist by rejecting his plan. So they cut off the oxygen in the room and the fire extinguished. The three guys died because they didn't have oxygen. Thanks Obama!