An Arab wandering through the Sahara finds an old bronze lamp. When he uncorks it, out comes a genie dressed in black, with side curls a yarmulke. ""Oy, someone has *finally* freed me from that prison! I will grant you *1 wish*."" ""You covetous Jew, you will give me *3* wishes!"" ""It is 1 or I give you nothing, you vile Arab!"" So the Arab thinks and says, ""I know what I *really* want, more than anything. And it is to be wantednay!*needed* by beautiful young women all the world over!"" And *poof!* the Jewish genie turns him into a tampon. The lesson here is that when you do business with a Jewish genie, there is going to be a string attached.