The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side.

Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines.

We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco.

Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered "helping her vacuum." Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned.