Stuart hall, Rolf harris and Max clifford walk into an Irish bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again

Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably

Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

The exchange student A wealthy Arab had a son who was an exchange student in America. Because of his father's wealth, the son would arrive to school every day in a luxurious Rolls-Royce. Soon after school started, the son sent a letter to his father. It said ""Dear father. I feel very ashamed; I arrive to school everyday in a Rolls-Royce. All my professors arrive by train!"" he soon got a letter back from his father, along with $20 million. His father's letter read ""Dear son, you are embarrassi…