😄 Polishing my shoes I was walking downtown when I saw a black man carrying a tv set, and it looked ju...

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Polishing my shoes I was walking downtown when I saw a black man carrying a tv set, and it looked just like mine. So I ran back home and to my relief mine was still there polishing my shoes.

#Downtown

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