I guess this is kind of funny, but disturbing at the same time...(NRL vs AFL) - Australian Sports. 36 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? AFL? NRL? Give up yet? . . .. . Neither, it's the 535 members of theAUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT in CANBERRA The same group of people who crank out hundreds of new laws each year, designed to keep the rest of us in line.