A Mexican guy, an Italian guy, and an American guy are all working on a roof... and they're all getting tired of their lunches... So one day the Mexican guy opens his lunch and he goes ""man, if I get a taco one more time I'm going to jump off this building."" The Italian guy opens his box and says ""Goddammit, if I get spaghetti one more time I'm going to jump off this building,"" and the American guy says the same thing about his peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The next day, they all get the…

A dumb married couple lived on a farm... The dimwitted couple just got back from the hospital with their new born twins they have yet to name. Wife - ""What should we name our children?"" Husband - ""How about john and Jane?"" Wife - ""No no that's to unoriginal."" The couple argued for a full day on what to name their twins but could not come to a agreement. Husband - ""Okay I got it! I'll run out the back door and you run out the front door and the first thing we see we will name the twins."" …

[Long] A man and his wife are living in a cabin in the woods... One day, the man goes to the well to get some water for the cabin before going to chop firewood, and clumsily drops his trusty hatchet into the well. The spirit of the well rises and says 'I am the spirit of the well, and help those who lose possesions in my well'. He asks the man what he needs help with and the man says that he dropped his trusted hatchet into the well. Without hesitation, the spirit of the well retrieves several h…

The first blonde GUY joke An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said: ""Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."" The Mexican opened his lunch and exclaimed, Burritos again!"" If I get burritos one more time in my lunch, I'm going to jump off, too."" The blonde opened his lunch and said, ""Bologna ag…