A dumb married couple lived on a farm... The dimwitted couple just got back from the hospital with their new born twins they have yet to name. Wife - ""What should we name our children?"" Husband - ""How about john and Jane?"" Wife - ""No no that's to unoriginal."" The couple argued for a full day on what to name their twins but could not come to a agreement. Husband - ""Okay I got it! I'll run out the back door and you run out the front door and the first thing we see we will name the twins."" The wife agreed. So out the back door went the husband and out the front door went the wife. A few years later when the twins were old enough to go to school the teacher was doing roll call. Teacher - ""James riddle"" James - ""Here!"" Teacher - ""Casey McAdams"" Casey - ""Here!"" Teacher - ""Gary White"" Gary - ""Here!"" Teacher - ""Wagon Wheel... Wagon Wheel? Okay very funny who messed with my roll call sheet?"" One of the twins speaks up ""Here, I'm wagon wheel."" The teacher is confused and slightly angry ""Boy there is no way your name is Wagon Wheel."" Wagon Wheel - ""Yes sir, my mama gave me that name. It was the first thing she seen after runnin out the front door."" The teacher is getting more mad. ""What dumb parent would ever name their own child Wagon Wheel? If you are not going to tell me your real name then go to the principles office!"" Wagon Wheel stood up to go to the office and looked to his sister ""Come on Chicken Shit he's not going to believe you either!""