How Black Tooth McPhee Lost His Eye It was a typical evening at the pub by the bay when a young man walks in and spots old Black Tooth McPhee sitting in a corner. The yound man walks up to the old pirate and gives him a rowdy hi ho and says, ""Ah McPhee, you're not looking so good since the last time I saw ye. What happened to ye Mate?"" McPhee, replies in a raspy voice, ""Ye see Lad, I lost me leg when I fell overboard and a shark took it off below the knee. And I lost me hand in a card game that went wrong."" Says the young fella, ""But yer eye, McPhee?"" The old pirate explained, ""Arghh, I lost it when a bird shit in it."" Replies the young fella, ""But how can that be?"" ""Well, it was the first day I had the hook ye see,"" he says, smiling with his black tooth a showing.