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WW2 joke. I read this conversation between two Counter-Strike players ingame... (I came in mid-conversation and for me it started like this) Player1: I cant believe your nick is Jewhunter, that's so offensive! My grandparents were in a concentration camp during the war. Player2: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, my grandfather died in a concentration camp. Player1: My god that's awful... Player2: Yea, he fell down from the guardtower. Player1 has left the game

The danger of eating Chili I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in hindsight may not have been very wise. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to shit yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful,which comes with a written guarantee from me that if you eat the next day both of your ass cheeks WILL fall off. Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups of coff…

Joke about lottery Nick makes a deal with his friend Richard to buy a donkey for 100$. Nick gives the money and says he will be back the next day to pick up the donkey, because he needs to prepare the spot. The following day he comes to see Richard, but the donkey is dead. Nick demands a refund. Richard says he cannot do that, because he had already drank away the money. Nick says ""What the hell"" and takes the dead donkey. Few weeks later they run into each other. Richard asks ""What did you d…