Putin is holding a press conference This is Russian joke. Putin is holding a press conference to see what problems in Russia need fixing. An old man walks up to the mic and says ""Mr. President, we are so poor, we cannot afford to eat, every night my wife and I go hungry. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot fix this."" The man continues ""Mr. President, my son is in the Army. Every day I'm worried he'll be killed in Ukraine. Can you fix this?"" Putin says ""I'm sorry, I cannot f…

Ukraine What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea? I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

The Americans are aiding Ukraine in their war against Russia. Their new, revolutionary strategy is to clog the Russians arteries. They call it *Operation* *Dunkin'* *Donetsk*.

Moscow, 2024 Two old men meet in Gorki Park. "Have you heard about the war in Ukraine? We're fighting NATO!" "Yes I heard! How is it going?" "Our army lost 300,000 men, and billions worth of material, we lost some land around Kursk, and there are explosions caused drones in the motherland." "And NATO?" "NATO hasn't sent their troops yet."