Little Leroy Birthday. Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. ""Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."" Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him …

Clergy with terrible, terrible habits... A Catholic priest, a Methodist pastor, a Baptist minister, and an Episcopalian rector were attending an ecumenical conference. After supper, they were relaxing in the hotel restaurant, talking. The Catholic priest said, ""You know, it's great to get to know one another's theology across sectarian boundaries like this. But I think it would be even better if we shared some of our human side. Don't any of you have any bad habits? You know, confession is good…

My overly long classic Joke Billy and Bobby were two good little boys who never said any bad words and were raised in a very religious and strict house. Well one day they had to move to a new school because their father changed jobs. At their new school none of the kids liked Billy and Bobby because they spoke too politely and NEVER swore. One night Billy and Bobby were up in their bedroom and Billy said: ""You know what Bobby, I'm gonna start using swear words. I don't want to make god angry th…

Purple Flower One day in school, little Timmy is sitting in class. Somewhere around the middle of class, Timmy's friend Jimmy leans over to him and whispers ""I dare you to say purple flower' to the teacher."" Timmy thinks ""What's the worst that could happen?"" and goes for it. He raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. ""Purple flower,"" he says. The teacher goes red in the face and yells ""I won't tolerate that kind of language in my classroom. You're going to the principal's office."" …